British Summer Time

Sunday the 23rd of May 2021

  • released unidentified
  • i first read about "alt+tab" in a physical paper book called something like Windows 95 Tricks & Secrets
    • i ran over to my computer, which was running the Windows 98 beta that I got given on a secret CD
      • my father obtained it through his contacts in The Industry
      • i lent it to 1 of 100 english army boys called Matt who lived down the street
        • i don't believe i ever got it back
    • i actually remember the feeling, it was like "how many more are there like this?"
    • i'd uncovered a secret interface
      • maybe i'm embarking on a new journey where i would learn hundreds more
      • i'm just now lighting my torch in this dark cavern
    • there were exactly 0 more
  • on Wednesday abe and me got tacos in a real life restaurant
    • it's called DF Tacos
      • they do really good tacos
        • i really like tacos
  • i don't really remember the rest of the week
    • photo of chee rabbits wearing a calyx t-shirt

      i got this calyx institute t-shirt

    • you know, they run a free vpn and a free xmpp server

  • i have a vaccine booking for early june
    • they're going to inject me with 5g and make me a magnet
    • i wish i could choose which vaccine i'm getting
      • i want the russian one
        • it's one and done
      • or one of the cuban ones
        • one of the cuban ones is a spray that goes up your nose
        • help them out
        • let's move to cuba
          • Dr Gerardo Guillén, who heads up development of two vaccines at the Center for Genetic Engineering and Biotechnology, is a chocoholic who has had to do without his favourite fix for over a year (there is none in the shops). His £200 a month salary is a hundred times less what he could earn abroad.

            “We do have offers,” said Dr Mitchell Valdés-Sosa, “but we prefer to stay because we feel a commitment to the development of our country. We’re not working to make some chief executive obscenely rich; we’re working to make people healthier.”

          • like wtf

    • the thing i remember to comfort me that they aren't going to inject me with 5g and make me a magnet is that if they really wanted to get something inside me they would simply put it in the water supply
  • anyway i need to make coffee now. please enjoy unidentified
    • if you listen with your eyes closed it's the 14 minute first half of a story of first contact
      • musically speaking, i mean. it's not like a word story. just pure vibes