• eating a beyond burger
    • do you think we ever would have figured out we could do this with vegetables if we’d never eaten meat?
      • probably not, right?
        • so, question: what else can we do with vegetables ??
    • it’s fucked up people invented bread though
    • sometimes if you talk to a vegan about beyond burgers they will stare at you with wide open eyes and a chilling smile and say “IT BLEEDS”
  • i’ve been sick most of the week. also my blood sugar has been really high and has been melting the roof of my mouth. starting to feel better today
LFO device
  • i’m making a little usb midi lfo device
    • currently implementing the bpm-synced sin function, which is much harder without a little math man about the house
  • i don’t know if i have anything else to report
  • ATB’s 9pm (til i come) was playing in Lewisham shopping center when i was leaving yesterday.
    • second single i ever bought
    • it came in a cardboard sleeve with a sticker saying “HMV Import”
    • i bought it in the upstairs of a mall in Northern Ireland that I have never been to again, and have no idea where it is
      • that was also the first time i saw the cover of Nirvana’s Nevermind
    • the first single i bought was Flat Beat by Mr Oizo.
      • got that in woolies
  • ricky martin’s livin la vida loca was the first #1 single to be fully made in a DAW
  • when i was having absolutely lysergic sit on a bench in battersea park last week, i realized i’d been drunk since July so i took a break for a week
  • i have a spot on my right areola. it looks and feels like a third nipple
  • thanks

  • my grandfather, he can’t read or write; but he can sing like nina simone
  • I went our for pixie’s birthday from Thursday until Saturday night
  • on Saturday morning I went for a long walk from Wandsworth to Camden
  • I saw ducky perform live on stage in a music hall in Windlesham
    • it was wonderful
  • I’ve not gone to the rave, so i could spend Sunday recovering

I’ve just returned from my morning constitutional, and now it’s time to write a blog post.

  • pissed off this week
    • someone I’d made plans with cancelled at the last minute and then ignored me for three days, so that pissed me off
    • someone I invited to my house cast aspersions about the place and mocked my claim that i would be able to keep it tidy. it’s a home I’m very proud to have made, where everything has a place, and I work on keeping it clean every day. so that pissed me off
    • people keep attributing changes in my personality to “age” “maturity” and “getting older” that are the result of a lot of work getting over mental illness. i have to work at it every day, but it makes it seem like I could have instead just waited until I was 33. so that has pissed me off
    • someone made a joke about how the work I’ve spent months on has made their life slightly more inconvenient, so that pissed me off
  • i’ve spent my whole life letting myself be disrespected by people who were meant to be my friends because they didn’t understand me, or they thought i was insane. if you don’t respect me now, you can fuck off, im busy.
  • been listening to ELECTRIC SHOCK by FUFU on repeat all week
    • they are a trap artist from Costa Rica
    • they are non-binary
    • they are so cool
    • they switch between English and Spanish while they are rapping, sometimes in the middle of lines, and it sounds so good. it’s like they’re doing skateboarding tricks in my ears. they’re so cool
    • i found it in a playlist called TRAP DIVAS but then i read their twitter profile and one time they tweeted “i am a boy.. and i am a girl…. no es difícil de entender”
    • before that they tweeted “blue boy”
  • I had a delivery from mexgrocer.co.uk on Friday and have been living quite the life of tacos and chili con carne
    • this morning i started the day with a kind of improvised huevos divorciados; in this case two eggs (sunny side up, lightly steamed) separated by a river of refried beans. one egg with salsa verde and the other with pickled red onions, sour cream (both of which I made yesterday) and hot sauce. I had no red salsa.
  • my life is finally a good balance of work, cooking, art and raves.
  • i’m working on a game for the PicoSystem called CHICKEN EGG HOLE
  • in which the chicken puts the egg in the hole
animation of chicken egg hole being played. it shows that the chicken avoids colonel sanders to put the egg in the hole. if the chicken goes in the hole, the screen goes black and display "chicken hole :-("
  • chicken egg hole teaches you to load sprites, take user input, and have win and loss states
    • colonel sanders is only an obstacle. but maybe the obstacle should be piles of straw and maybe colonel sanders should eat the chicken and maybe colonel sanders should eat the egg.


  • Finished everything I promised to do for work for the rest of the year, so will be spending Q4 sleeping
  • Went to a gig on Wednesday night with two of my favourite people (pixie and ducky)
    • it was good
  • I went to the pub that is a 180 second walk from my desk in my flat.
    • it describes itself as a local pub for everyone
    • i asked for a london pride and they said “i wouldn’t if i were you”
    • it’s a nice place
bought some socks with hedgehogs on em, and some socks with rabbits and eating carrots
  • not much has happened, really. the real excitement in my life at the moment is unpacking and organizing
    • what about this: roll your cables up and put them in labeled sandwich bags
      • it’s great! i have all my wires and cables in one big bucket, but they are organized and don’t entangle one another
    • i got a dyno junior label maker and have labeled all my cupboards. i have places for everything. it’s great
  • in 2019 alice bartlett made some charming little booklings as trophies for documentation day.
  • unwisely i packed one at the bottom of a box when i was moving
  • it is looking worse for wear
a beat-up green runbook figurine stands on top of an audio interface, looking out over some teenage engineering synths. it is making a groovy sideways thumb gesture with its remaining arm
  • i have relabeled it “BRAVEST RUNBOOK” since its little label fell off.
  • here it stands watching over the electronic music area of the house, where it has been very helpful to me
  • i think i was in the middle of making a latte, and then got distracted by sweeping up, and then got distracted by putting stuff away, and then got distracted by setting up this little electronic music making area (i took apart a wallplug with a screwdriver so i could pass the wire up the thin gap at the back of the alcove), and then got distracted writing this and so now i should probably unroll those events until i hit latte
  • thanks!!
  • OH! i forgot to tell you about when i went to give the keys to the estate agent, and the End-of-Tenancy cleaner “declined the job” 30 minutes after arriving at the apartment 1 hour late because it was dirty. anyway. Fantastic Services are not, in my experience, Fantastic.
    • it’s also nearly impossible to get a hold of anyone to talk to, it’s really bad

  • i never intended to write weeknotes
    • i wanted to write a blog post every Sunday
      • so that at least once a week, i wrote something
    • it was meant to be ideas like the founding of nintendo or posts about projects like today.snoot.club
    • but then things got busy and weeknotes was easy to post every Sunday
    • but it’s meant that i don’t post as often during the week, and i only ever capture things in my notebook during the week rather than on my website
      • that’s been good a veces, too, because in my notebook i can write whatever i think about something without checking if it’s what i really believe
        • i can make mistakes and try things out without thinking about my coworkers, my ex, my ex’s mother, and the complete strangers who came here from The website of Alice Bartlett
      • but i regret how it means i don’t post as often, saving things up for the weeknotes, and how it means i don’t working on longer posts containing actual prose
    • another thing is i don’t post videos or images very often because i can’t figure out how to add alt text from the android app
      • i’m going to try to post and fix up later on computer
  • the first twelve days of September have been longer than the whole rest of the year
    • and this hasn’t been a particularly easy year
    • i’m working on something at work that is taking a lot of my energy
    • then at nights i’ve been packing
  • i just got the keys yesterday to my new place, it’s great here.
    • a pale slim ghost kindly rented a van and helped me move my millions of boxes today
      • i am so tired, my little feet, my little feet
  • first home cooked meal in my new home
curry & rice on a camping table
it’s an improvised curry i’m calling “chicken balti masala” because i didn’t have any yoggy to do the tikkaing and i replaced most of the spices with my homemade balti mix lol. there’s a tin of heinz cream of tomato in there
  • my todo list has manifested physically
a room filled with cardboard boxes and the natural light coming through the single large window
gotta unpack all this before ikea gets here. also my favourite sock pair of monkeys on one foot, bananas on the other has started to disintegrate.
  • i am so tired. i am having a nap, having a nap, having a nap.
  • i’ve been playing the guitar and keyboard and remembered that’s so much fun.
    • excited to make new, less rigid, music
  • when i finally had the door closed and was alone in my new place, my whole body started cracking and crackling like a bowl of rice krispies. i can move, there is space to move
  • ¿You ever admit something unexpected to yourself like “I love these monkey and banana socks”?
  • I forgot how hard it is to sleep in a new place for a big scaredy-rabbit like me
  • because nobody will ever see me naked again I will no longer shaving my legs above the knees
  • i hope you are having a nice weekend

hello everybody! I hope you are having a good weekend, and had the opportunity earlier in the week to become “bank holiday ready”.

Last Wednesday I received an e-mail from a company asking me if I was Bank Holiday Ready I thought “that’s not a thing”. I received another, “are you bank holiday ready“, I wondered if it’s like HD Ready and there’s also a state of True Bank Holiday. Once I got 4 or 5 of them I really started to reckon with it: I may not be bank holiday ready, and maybe i should be buying ham, beer, a British Airways flight and a table at flat iron square.

I sobered up for a while. Let myself feel some feelings. Mostly it turned out to be anger. I wrote a lot, processed some things. I used to think the opening line from Elliott Smith’s Twilight (“I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time, better stop now before I start crying”) was needlessly melodramatic but it’s very tangible now. Any amount of laughter is likely to turn to sobbing. I deleted all my group and family accounts and subscriptions, packed some more, and viewed many more flats.

I’ve made an offer on an apartment near Blackheath. It’s very nice. Hopefully I get it, it’s currently waiting for a reference from my current landlord. It’s fun that my current landlord can stop me from getting another place to live.

Blackheath is lovely. Lots of trees.

I ate a haggis beef burger under a weeping willow on the Peckham Rye and like Blake saw a vision of angels.

I’ve watched about 11 movies this weekend. The best was Promising Young Woman.

but who do I text when I realize I’m the largest rabbit in the world?

Anyway, I’m over the first hump. I’ve accepted it, I can see it’s the best thing for the both of us. Feeling stronger every day.

  • sleepy
  • sleepy
  • finally watched Derry Girls. watched the whole thing in one day. then watched it all again.
  • it’s much easier to look after someone else than to look after me. making sure somebody else gets good sleep and has tasty healthy meals to eat means reaping the side benefits of healthy meals a sleep schedule. now i don’t have that, i’m up til 3am watching x-files and eating deliveroo
  • x-files is actually far too spooky for me, and leaves me in a spooked out place where i have to use the second lock on the front door. normally i only use that before i shower
  • when i’m alone and sad i watch a lot of tv lol
  • the new MST3k is great
  • i still haven’t bought shoes, it’s been 3 weeks now lol
  • i’ve just been packing packing packing and crying and crying
    • starting to consider having someone take all the boxes to the dump instead
  • still have no idea what my life looks like 1 month from now
  • going to go and try to buy shoes today
  • sorry, i’ll be back to happy posting by the end of the year i promise

  • had a lovely lunch with alicebartlett.co.uk
  • did lots of viewings all week
  • got the second shot of the vaccine
    • it beat me up, but less than last time
    • but, i’ve recovered from the vaccine into having some kind of a cold? it sucks
  • i bought a portable cd player
    • back in the day the big thing was 3-second anti-skip
      • this one has 40-second anti-skip!
      • it calls itself jogproof
    • i went to the charity shop and bought every CD they have that i had any connection to
      • i have a pretty weird collection of albums now
      • eminem, bloodhound gang, shania twain, elliott smith,
  • i cooked abe a steak dinner on wednesday
    • it made him very happy
  • i need to take a holiday
  • tried to watch Luca, but it was a movie about two people getting two know each other and that was too much and i had to go cry my eyes out on the sofa
  • had a nice coffee with abe on friday
  • went to a charity shop and dropped off some formerly cherished belongings
the wet ground with chunky fleshy berries red and yellow
  • I wish I was whatever animal eats these chunky berries. maybe a fox? or bodger
  • had a dream where i met somebody called Mippen
    • their mother lived in the foreign ministry
    • they took my coat home, with my passport in my pocket
    • after the place crashed, they walked on their knees and drank from the river
  • Sevenoaks seems like a nice place to live
    • it is an island, surrounded not by water but by the national trust
    • there’s a station there called Bat & Ball
    • there is a train that goes from Sevenoaks/Bat&Ball through Peckham all the way to Blackfriars. it takes about an hour
    • the train has a declassified first class, and originates at sevenoaks. so you will nearly always get a little table and a place to plug in computer
    • it’s quite cheap too, for somewhere well connected
  • i often feel like a dog that got into the school
  • i bought some superglue, on the back it says “if you need help: go to loctite.co.uk”
  • sat in a park singing along to my elliott smith cd, and text some people from back home to find out what the craic is
    • everyone is older now
  • on saturday evening me and Abe went out and drank beers in a park and talked for hours, then we went to a bar and he lay down on my lap
  • this morning he left
  • i’m sick and really annoyed about it
  • anyway i’m going to visit loctite.co.uk

something new i do when i can’t sleep is i make chili. i have a hard time sleeping when i’m alone. does anybody want any chili?

i can’t be fully honest about this week.


  • got dumped
  • i announced it on here using the Instagram message weightlifter Rich Piana sent when he broke up with his wife Sara in 2016. with all the hashtags. one of which is #nolovelikedoglove
  • we got high
  • we watched Pi
  • we played Fortnite
  • i dyed my hair mermaid green


  • had a call with simon legg
  • do i even stay in UK?
  • — REDACTED —
  • i wish i could just disappear
  • closed our joint account today. then we got high and held hands and listened to boards of canada.


  • i said “i’m not sad” and cried in the park after we walked at night for an hour


  • keep doing big sad sighs
  • notebook contains things like this:
    • “fake dumb stupid bitch, fake dumb stupid bitch, fake dumb stu”
    • “i don’tknow what to do, i don’t know what to do, i do not know wh”
    • “i’m online-dating a slenderman. i have a tinder date with a 400ft twink”
  • met a guy who ends every bad story with “just gets better don’t it?”
  • — REDACTED —
  • spent the night in an alley
  • staying up all night is bad


  • nothing


  • i’ve been killed i’m dead now


  • getting my second shot of pfizer tomorrow
  • looking forward to going back to work
  • i cannot imagine ever enjoying anything again.
    • i’m trying to just live my life and trust that it will get good again, that it won’t feel bad forever.
      • it’s hard to believe, but i remember it was hard to believe before

What to say about this week?

We went out for a kind of anniversary dinner on Wednesday at a gluten free restaurant called Niche. The photos they use on their website make it appear like a large dungeon, but it’s a beautiful small restaurant with a floor-to-ceiling window all along one side and an incredibly nice all/0-gender bathroom the size of my flat.

My notes for this week are mostly angsty song lyrics that I will have to burn, but let’s see what I have:

  • i went to see people from my office job play rounders on monday
    • it was a lovely day that went on until 2am
    • there are some things i want to write about, but i don’t know how to
    • my boss’s boss’s boss asked me and some other spectators to “post some shit” in the corporate slack, so we posted some shit in the corporate slack
    • a stranger at a bar grabbed my right tit and squeezed it while making direct eye contact with me
  • i just wanna choo-choo and keep going
  • i didn’t realize that activating the break clause on my apartment would mean the estate agent would be bringing people to my house every day for the next 2 months
  • we watched the whole Olympics opening ceremony on Friday morning when i was off sick
  • keep finding myself staring in the mirror thinking about what a fat dumb bitch i am
out of one’s element, in one’s cups

here’s a track i finished today. i’m either ahead of my time, or a terrible musician.

i always thought “one’s” was spelt “ones” like “its” and “hers” but the dictionary of english idioms told me it was “out of one’s element” and “in one’s cups” and i’m no hemigway

good night, sweet one


  • I have no friends here. I will be alone alone
  • it’s been a long time since I’ve felt intense sadness in my chest all the time like this. it’s really fucking annoying
  • 3 years of stability and union, after a life time of lonely chaos, I am not ready to return but I am powerless to stop it
  • he’d visited a freecycle user’s porch and picked up two large cardboard boxes for us. one was branded for ethical toilet paper, the other said “old world new world out of this world”
  • when he’d got back I was sitting on a bench, crying, feeling hectic, holding it in, texting people about it. I had my hair pulled back hoping the sun would repair the large white and pink stripe it left on my face the day before. we went inside. I couldnt take it, I left again.
  • we went through some drawers and binned some things. I cried when I found the pink Gameboy I’d given him the day we met.
  • I jogged with him to Peckham Rye station
  • I don’t think I’ve ever jogged before
  • we had coffee and lunch at a little table in the sunken garden by One New Change
  • I was sick and I went to a meeting and he went to an exercise class for gays and did high intensity interval training
  • we got caught in the rain, he wrapped his brown hoody around his backpack and we went to Oxford St so he could get new exercise shorts
  • we hid in a secret Costa upstairs of Oxford Street Next and had flat white and espresso con panna. i’d ordered an iced flat white, and they made me a hot one. i sucked it up
  • we went to Wagamama and had rice noodle “ramen” and “naked katsu” (two foods whose names contain a lie) and non-gluten prawn lollipop
  • it was a wild wet day in the end, we walked all over Oxford Street and Queen Victoria Street and took northern and bakerloo
  • I was sick and sweating and feeling physically drained
  • he got me a skipping rope and I skipped in the park with other people around
  • blood sugar 5.7


  • was sick but went in for a meeting again.
  • so much anxiety, so irritated by it. have stuff to do.
  • stayed in a hotel Tue and Wed.
  • it’s one of the smallest rooms I’ve stayed in. maybe smaller even than the tiny place in Paris where I suffered an ear infection, with the blood black wax. that place had a desk, so seems bigger in my memory. but it also had a slanted roof, so maybe smaller by volume
  • room 120. easyHotel. feel so sick. choked on a chicken satay stick
  • had a 4 hour chat on the phone with Simon Legg about love, law and loss. and the JFK assassination
  • lay on my back and listened to Conga Y Timbal by Los Yagarú
  • what will happen?


  • I woke up and i regretted it immediately
  • had a dream I shaved my head down the middle (it was patchy, looked like Danny DeVito), was replacing someone’s wireless electronics I’d secretly installed in the bush for their dogs with a single long German wire. it was at Harmony Drive, the corner of Harmony Hill. I was meant to call Abe to talk. long dream. Philadelphia Cheese was called Partido in Spain , or maybe Kraft was called Partido.
  • I slept on my hand with my wrist bent all the way back and woke up In pain. do that a lot
  • feeling needy
  • spending the day alone to give him time and space to think
  • in the dream a stranger offered me a hug because I’d stopped in the street and was staring at them, I thought I was staring in the middle distance but when I looked more closely at them I realised they were right
  • a new firmware was released for the op-1. it fixes all the crackle and pop.
  • drank several beers and a couple of litres of kalimotxo


  • hello! good morning. i woke up and drank a quarter of a bottle of kalimotxo.
  • I can’t enjoy music and if I turn off podcasts (which I’m not really even listening to) for more than a few minutes then I become consumed by own feelings
  • I have to force myself to eat every mealtime because even though food seems impossible to face I know it will get worse if I don’t
  • im still sick too.
  • trying to maintain a blood alcohol level just over that which would make it illegal to drive
  • i thought we had more time
  • listened to You’re Not Alone by Andrew WK on repeat and cried in the park. a dog came over
  • i text and asked if we could have a “chill night”. Abe came home and we played fortnite
  • I’m trying to be normal but I’m so awkward


  • We had a nice breakfast (overnight oats (or cold brew porridge as kara’s partner correctly calls it)) with chopped cherries and yoghurt
  • We got a iced coffee from the general store and sat in holly hedges and had a morning chat
    • I’m so awkward
  • feeling better, went into the office to work
  • had a prawn cocktail and a Manhattan for lunch in Harry’s Bar
    • the cutlery was really heavy
    • I was surrounded by bankers
    • there are four kinds of men at Harry’s. bankers, ex-bankers, budget Hemingways and trans boys
  • met Abe in the Whitechapel gallery after work, then we sat in the grass. I don’t know how things are
  • we went to Nando’s for dinner. walked by the river down by the Tate
  • fell into a weird sleep


  • I don’t remember the morning. it was so hot. I think I drank some kalimotxo.
  • went to the park near Nisa Local to read and make music. I’m working on a good one. a dog came over and we gave it water from our bottles.
  • later on I went to a housewarming pool party in the back garden. I met some neighbours for the first time. they were all very nice.
  • later (1am) I met some people in the park who were having their monthly park bench wine party. they were very nice too.


  • hungover
  • hot
  • at night we lay on the grass and looked at the stars

  • Happy 4th of July!! 🇺🇸👑🇺🇸 ⛔🇬🇧⛔ 🛸💦🌏
  • when we were in North Harrow, we visited a Pound Land and bought Dark Crystal on DVD
    • we watched it finally on Wednesday, but the English track didn’t work (completely silent), so we watched it in German with English subtitles
    • the bad birds screaming “ICH BIN DER IMPERATOR” was quite powerful
  • Rummy died
    • the BBC closed their obituary with a quote from someone comparing him to the Cheshire cat. “It was a grin of supreme self-satisfaction and behind the grin might be nothing at all”
    • remember when donny rummy did a speech announcing major cutbacks to the pentagon budget on Sept 10 2001
  • there’s a badly produced but important podcast about the spycops inquiry here: https://www.spycops.info/ — recommended listening
    • there’s not much news coverage on the infiltration of left wing groups by cops
      • some times they took positions of power within the organization
      • some times they entered into long relationships with women and in a few cases got em pregnant
      • most of the cops have been allowed to remain anonymous
      • there was a chance for journalists to see some of them give testimony on live video, and the only paper that turned up was the Morning Star
      • the event is not being recorded. journalists are allowed to request an audio stream, but most people can only access the court transcript
      • anyway, all this is legal now https://bills.parliament.uk/bills/2783
        • under this bill the police can legally commit crimes as long as it is “in the interests of the economic well-being of the United Kingdom”, or national security, or preventing a crime or disorder
          • lmao
  • the ocean went on fire
  • the man who prosecuted Oscar Wilde also started the fucking UVF
  • 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽ it’s coming home ⚽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • we went to heffalump and weasel for abe’s vaccine on Tuesday
    • i had a too-sweet salad from pret and worked on 🛸I WANT TO LEAVE 🛸
  • on thursday afternoon i released 🛸I WANT TO LEAVE 🛸
  • on thursday night i went to the park with some nice new people and drank calimocho and kalimotxo blonde until 2am
    • it was nice, they were nice, it was good
  • saturday was trans pride. i stayed in bed and whittled cotton buds
  • gpg seems to be crumbling before our very eyes
    • sks-keyservers.net is down and deprecated
    • keys.gnupg.net just pointed at that, so it’s gone too now
    • debian are no longer using gpg for signing packages
    • what’s going on?
  • the pentagon’s UAP (u.f.o.) report came out on Friday.
    • they timed it to go along with the release of 🛸I WANT TO LEAVE 🛸
    • turns out the pentagon needs more money
    • the reporting on it embarrasses itself acting as if the pentagon’s “confusion” can be taken at face value
  • i made a cooked breakfast this afternoon

  • on Monday we went to Hyde Park and Green Park and worked on the grass
  • Metformin is the first thing I’ve identified as responsible for painful shits and then continued eating it twice a day
  • it’s been so hot and unpleasant, but that Sun Light is good strong stuff
  • On Wednesday, Abe went to a party and I lay in bed in the terrible wet heat unable to sleep
    • ended up cooking a chili at 3am and watching Oliver Stones W and Nixon and also the 90s classic She’s All That
    • the movie She’s All That contains an unexpectedly long choreographed dance to Funk Soul Brother by Alice Bartlett’s barista
  • Yesterday I made an Atari Punk Console from a kit
  • today is the 3rd anniversary of Unpleasant Cultural Shift
screengrab of freddie prinze jr. in She's All That smiling beside a framed photograph of himself smiling
Freddie Prinze Jr. retweeting himself

photo of tails from sonic the hedgehog excitedly smiling beside a sign depicting tails from sonic the hedgehog smiling and giving a thumbs up
tails retweeting themself

when i’m on my death bed maybe i’d like to be shot and killed by charlie sheen while tiesto’s adagio for strings plays in the background. maybe i can arrange that through cameo.com

  • I got my first shot of Pfizer’s on Monday
    • the road to to vaccination was like a little treasure hunt
      • covid-19 vaccination signs from denmark hill all the way to a small building hidden out the back
    • after the vaccine we were given a piece of paper, about 1cm by 2cm, with a time written on it. i was told “Find an empty seat without paper on it, and when you leave put the paper on the seat,” before being seen into a room of chairs laid out in a checkerboard pattern
  • The vaccine really beat me up, and I had a few days off work with a sore arm and some flu symptoms
    • my immune system is already a huge mess and doesn’t need any encouragement
    • it kind of felt like when you get high for four days by eating a whole nutmeg
  • I’ve started working on a second UFO album, this one is called 🛸 I WANT TO LEAVE 🛸
  • i got my laptop back from lenovo. they replaced the top and all my stickers are gone, including many hand-made ones and a shiny PARTY HARD sticker
  • apart from that I’ve been playing fortnite, going for walks, drinking dry martinis (straight gin)
  • have a good day

  • this’ll be a short one because i only have until tomorrow to unlock the chicken costume in Fortnite and I’m still 3 levels away
  • i’ve been looking through old eating disorder-era recipe books for ideas
    • i’ve eaten a lot of bacon, egg and philadelphia
  • i smashed my laptop off a door after being frightened by a wasp
    • it’s been taken away to a Lenovo Repair Centre, which appears to be administered by IBM??
  • found this in my notes: “album idea: texas school book depository”
    • there are no further details
      • however it is a good idea
  • there was a mouse just sitting on the bathroom floor, completely still
  • three asterisks in a line is called a dinkus ***
  • i’ve been kind of sick for days, maybe just getting used to the new diet
  • i’m getting vaccinated tomorrow
  • ok, i gotta go drive from durr burger to pizza pit

  • trigger warning: diet, weight, eating disorders
    • it was 2017 when i last lost a huge amount of weight. i lost about half my weight.
      • i used keto
      • eventually i realised, sometime in 2018, that thinking about food all the time and counting calories in an app was disordered
        • i’ve struggled with bulimia in the past, and various other mental and dietary issues
          • i was sectioned a number of years ago, so i try to be careful about cultivating new and interesting disorders
      • i decided to stop dieting, to let myself gain weight and not feel bad about it
      • i have a blood test from 2018 which shows my blood sugar was fine
      • so now i know that giving myself a break has literally given me diabetes
      • and the way to live with diabetes is to go on a diet almost identical to keto
      • what an exciting new challenge
      • what a depressing, yet thematically sound, series of events
  • i’ve been sick most of this week
    • physically
    • though mentally i am not doing well
      • i am not looking forward to the next part of my life
      • i don’t know how to cook for myself without rice
      • i don’t know how to be alone
      • sometimes i have this warm and comforting daydream where i die in my sleep
  • i set up backups on my laptop and the snoot.club server this morning
    • i’m using borg
      • because fox told me to
        • basically borg and restic is where the deduplicated encryption backup stuff is at Foxboron

      • it is a cool piece of software though
  • i was going to look into adding a gutenberg sidebar for the indieweb Post Kinds wordpress plugin this weekend, but instead i closed my laptop and had a lie down
  • i bought the Besley* and Jost* variable fonts from indestructible type* for my weblog
    • Jost* is the variable futura of my dreams
    • here is another great font: https://www.dafont.com/w95fa.font
      • i’m using this as my system font at the moment. it looks great.
        • screenshot of my computer showing a retro windows-like theme.
  • remember when they reanimated bob monkhouse’s ashen corpse so he could appear in an advert on terrestrial television

  •  released unidentified
  • i first read about “alt+tab” in a physical paper book called something like Windows 95 Tricks & Secrets
    • i ran over to my computer, which was running the Windows 98 beta that I got given on a secret CD
      • my father obtained it through his contacts in The Industry
      • i lent it to 1 of 100 english army boys called Matt who lived down the street
        • i don’t believe i ever got it back
    • i actually remember the feeling, it was like “how many more are there like this?”
    • i’d uncovered a secret interface
      • maybe i’m embarking on a new journey where i would learn hundreds more
      • i’m just now lighting my torch in this dark cavern
    • there were exactly 0 more
  • on Wednesday abe and me got tacos in a real life restaurant
    • it’s called DF Tacos
      • they do really good tacos
        • i really like tacos
  • i don’t really remember the rest of the week
    • photo of chee rabbits wearing a calyx t-shirt
      i got this calyx institute t-shirt
    • you know, they run a free vpn and a free xmpp server
  • i have a vaccine booking for early june
    • they’re going to inject me with 5g and make me a magnet
    • i wish i could choose which vaccine i’m getting
      • i want the russian one
        • it’s one and done
      • or one of the cuban ones
        • one of the cuban ones is a spray that goes up your nose
        • help them out
        • let’s move to cuba
          • Dr Gerardo Guillén, who heads up development of two vaccines at the Center for Genetic Engineering and Biotechnology, is a chocoholic who has had to do without his favourite fix for over a year (there is none in the shops). His £200 a month salary is a hundred times less what he could earn abroad.

            “We do have offers,” said Dr Mitchell Valdés-Sosa, “but we prefer to stay because we feel a commitment to the development of our country. We’re not working to make some chief executive obscenely rich; we’re working to make people healthier.”

          • like wtf
    • the thing i remember to comfort me that they aren’t going to inject me with 5g and make me a magnet is that if they really wanted to get something inside me they would simply put it in the water supply
  • anyway i need to make coffee now. please enjoy unidentified
    • if you listen with your eyes closed it’s the 14 minute first half of a story of first contact
      • musically speaking, i mean. it’s not like a word story. just pure vibes

  • On Monday i talked to the doctor about parts of my body going numb (peripheral neuropathy)
    • They were a little mocking and weird about it when i asked if it could be diabetes (because it seems to happen when i eat stuff that would raise my blood sugar)
    • They issued a blood test
    • Abe collected it on his way home, also bringing taco ingredients
    • My body hurts
  • most meals this week have been tacos
  • in this clip from True Detective, when McConnahuey says “Again, and again, forever” he has Simon Legg‘s exact mannerisms and facial expressions
  • added indieweb features to my blog
    • it turns out there’s a bunch of wordpress plugins for indieweb
    • and i don’t have to do any work to support things like Webmentions
    • and there’s a theme that adds a bunch of semantic html to post types. it’s amazing
      • i’ve forked that theme; “rabbit sempress” is what i’m using here
    • i informed my RSS subscribers that the feed may get more noisy
    • and now i can replace Telecam and chee.snoot.club/audio with wordpress lol
      • also if i ever stop being a weirdo about social media then i can feed those RSS feeds to stuff like Twitter and Instagram
    • using “post own site, syndicate elsewhere” (POSSE) turns social networks into nodes
      • i post something on my blog, it gets syndicated to Twitter
      • you like it from your site. the like gets syndicated to Twitter
      • the like is then picked up by something like Bridgy which sends a Webmention to my blog
      • Our nodes have used Twitter as a node to communicate
      • Social networks no longer the network, now nodes on a wider network: the web
  • On Tuesday, I had the blood test
    • the person said “I am a student: is it OK if I take your blood?”
  • PSA: You should stop using AWS in your personal projects
  • Abe woke up in the middle of the night and said
    • “Hello! I’m looking at the lights– Not the lights but the reflectives. They store the energy???”

    • and then went back to sleep
  • On Thursday I got my blood results
    • My average blood sugar has been over twice as high as the top-end of “normal range” for at least a month
    • screenshot of a photo of a woman eating salad captioned "Type 2 Diabetes Prompted This Woman ot Give Up..."
  • On Friday night we opened booking.com and filtered “Greater London” by “has bath” and booked the first result
    • We’re in Harrow now
    • It’s cute here
    • We got a bunch of bath products like radox, and bath bombs, and bubble bath and a bunch of masks (face, eye, hair, boob & bum)
      • i am so clean


  • This is a great read: https://github.com/dekuNukem/bob_cassette_rewinder
    • epic v apple is exciting
      • google v oracle went quite well
        • it’s annoying to have to wait around until some rich prick decides to pick a fight
  • it’s strange that the mac app “Preview” is called “Preview” and not “View”
    • pre- what?
    • what happens next
  • we spent all day yesterday playing Detroit: Become Human
    • one of the branch nodes is named KARA BECOMES DEVIANT
    • my ps4 controller’s sticks were drifting so i poured alcohol into them and squeezed them and spinned them around
    • so many problems can be solved by pouring alcohol on them
  • working on an album of ufo music
  • keep starting and stopping projects over the last few weeks. can’t seem to keep to one thing
    • think it would be helpful to know when i’m going to die
  • we’re in the park today. it’s cloudy and nineteen degrees.
  • im sleepy
  • it feels like things could get better, doesn’t it? feels weird


  • i attended a book launch for joanne mcneil’s Lurking.
    • it was hosted by archive.org.
    • brewster kahle was in the chat telling joanne to get her publisher to sell archive.org the book so they could lend it
    • i haven’t read the book yet because i’m still reading the deficit myth
  • i listened to the song wounded by the cookies a lot. it’s on our morning sunshine pop playlist. it’s really good
  • when the first gulf war began the bbc banned 69 songs including Blondie’s Atomic and Boom Bang-a-Bang by Lulu
  • we went to Westfield on Saturday. it was really busy, but we had a good time.
  • we bought a pretty mancala set from flying tiger and after lunch we played a few rounds on a grassy knoll

I spent some time this week reading about twitter’s bluesky project trying to understand why jack wants Twitter to be a client of a decentralized social media protocol.

At first I thought: Jack doesn’t want to be responsible for speech, he wants to surf. He’s banking on Twitter remaining the primary interface for most people and hoping the network will take care of moderation and he won’t be phoned by senators anymore saying “why haven’t u blocked alex jones yet”

But after reading one of the articles bluesky links to,

I think Jack wants the new protocol to be based on the blockchain. He likes bitcoin. So does Square, Inc. (https://twitter.com/jack/status/1108487911802966017).

This would help with his moderation problem, and his monetization problem. Interfaces earn bitcoin for having users, users earn bitcoin for retweets, that drives up the price of bitcoin and jack gets rich while he surfs.

Maybe it would be something less rainforest-burny like FileCoin or whatever. I’ll bet Bitcoin is jack’s preference, but it doesn’t even matter if it’s a brand new currency. jack would instantly have a huge amount of it, and its value would skyrocket.

 I hope I don’t think about it anymore this week.

  • We went Geocaching® yesterday. Drank some cider in the park. Good dogs out. Smoky Bacon Cow, Horace, Margaret the Carpet, Little Sausage.
  • I’ve forked this notetaking app, it’s great but i want more.
  • Cuba has created at least two potentially viable vaccines, because they knew they wouldn’t be able to afford to compete with richer countries to buy them.
    Cuba needs syringes. It can’t trade easily because of USA, and it is currently not making much money from tourism.
    Donate here to help: https://www.support-vaccination.org/
  • We found a lovely online café nearby that does gluten free brunches delivered in lovely boxes

I’ve been sick all week, and now Abe seems to have got whatever I’ve had. It’s a really annoying fever-y thing.

Last night I had a dream where I was working on a garden with somebody from work. We were laying bricks and digging holes at the bottom of a residential hill. There were other people from work beside us working on different gardens. I looked up, there was an aeroplane flying overhead. It seemed to be hanging heavily to one side, and I saw steam or smoke escaping from areas other than the exhausts.
“is that okay?” i asked
“yeah, i think that’s normal” said my colleage
“i really don’t think that’s OK,” i thought (and didn’t say)
Then the aeroplane swung dramatically to the right, up to the top of the hill. It was coming down at us very fast now, parts of it breaking off and nearly hitting folks who jumped out of the way at the last moment.
I looked over at my colleague, who was looking but didn’t seem to have registered that we were going to die. Then I looked back at the aeroplane and woke up.

no reason to read into it